The support in our relationship gives me life mate. I’m glad that I have a friend like you because every time I feel like a loser, I remember that you actually exist and I immediately feel so much better. Thank you for being my dumb missing puzzle piece, mate. I’m talking about you, buddy!Ī friend is someone whose brain farts smell the same as yours do, because being stupid together is much more fun than being stupid all by yourself. Who is just as awkward and lost in this crazy world. I’ve never thought that someday I’ll find someone who has no sense of humour just like me. Mate, it’s so important to have a supportive and loving friend in life. Someone who will always be there to keep you from troubles, you know? Do you understand what I’m trying to say? You need to work on your friend skills, buddy. Have you decided yet? I want everything to be perfect! The song that will be playing, the food that will be served. You know you’ve found your best friend when you start discussing your funeral. Did I eat all the food from your fridge? Also yes. Do I ghost you for weeks from time to time? Absolutely I do. It’s disgusting but fun.ĭo I love when you fall or / and hurt yourself? Yes. Sometimes our discussions make me physically sick, but let’s never stop having those. I would be so terrified if someone heard our weird conversations. You know why? Because I know your dirtiest secrets too. Who needs a psychiatrist when there are friends like you? I know that my dirtiest secrets are safe with you, and you will never tell on me. It’s the fact that you will do anything to destroy this person’s life just to make me feel better. The best thing about you is not the fact that you will comfort me if someone hurts me really bad. But it wouldn’t be special because I wouldn’t be ableirritate you.

Could I buy some groceries and take a nap at home? Yes, yes, I could.

I’m on my way because I’m bored and I have nothing to eat.

Can you imagine the chaos? We will destroy this place as soon as we get there. I can’t wait for us to grow old together and live in a nursing home. Well, nevermind, at least I’m not being stupid by myself. Thank you for understanding.ĭo you think we can continue laughing at the stupidest things? I mean, we’ve grown up and I’m not sure if it’s acceptable now. I think this behaviour is unacceptable, and you have to stop. I’m really tired of you stealing my fries. Hi bud, I wanted to talk to you about something. I hope you will accept my proposition and discuss poop with me as soon as possible. I think that we’ve entered the stage in our relationship when we can discuss poop stuff without being embarrassed.

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